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Alex| | grantc, nice :) | 09:17 |
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Alex| | It is a syntax error to write FORTRAN while not wearing a blue tie. | 09:17 |
grantc | :) | 09:17 |
grantc | http://james-iry.blogspot.com/2009/05/brief-incomplete-and-mostly-wrong.html | 09:18 |
grantc | i like the ruby one the most, mainly because i think it's true :) | 09:18 |
Alex| | :) | 09:18 |
grantc | 1801 - Joseph Marie Jacquard uses punch cards to instruct a loom to weave "hello, world" into a tapestry. Redditers of the time are not impressed due to the lack of tail call recursion, concurrency, or proper capitalization. | 09:19 |
grantc | all very good | 09:19 |
Alex| | 1959 :D | 09:19 |
grantc | We had a Capitalization Of Boilerplate Oriented Language in university at the end of the course - for some unknown reason i skipped it ;) | 09:20 |
Alex| | there is so much truth in this article :) | 09:21 |
Alex| | Alain Colmerauer designs the logic language Prolog. His goal is to create a language with the intelligence of a two year old. He proves he has reached his goal by showing a Prolog session that says "No." to every query. | 09:21 |
grantc | lol | 09:21 |
Alex| | C++ is so complex that programs must be sent to the future to be compiled by the Skynet | 09:23 |
Alex| | ... Build times suffer. ... :D | 09:23 |
grantc | speaking of C++ - http://www.theregister.co.uk/2009/05/07/verity_stob_cplusplus/ | 09:23 |
Alex| | 200F.. :) | 09:24 |
Alex| | int i = {}; - It means int i = 0; but brings the twin gifts of prolixity and obscurity to the party. | 09:26 |
grantc | all good stuff | 09:27 |
Alex| | indeed :) | 09:27 |
Alex| | just yesterday I had a chat with someone about the joy of having VBA trying to access a socket via a crappy old C DLL | 09:28 |
grantc | that sounds like fun | 09:29 |
Alex| | oh yes... | 09:29 |
grantc | redirect them to http://stackoverflow.com | 09:29 |
Alex| | the dll didn't handle strings correctly so everything that came back from it had to be null terminated, etc... and that in VBA | 09:30 |
grantc | sweet | 09:31 |
Alex| | still reading the other one... just came to 1987 perl.... :D | 09:32 |
grantc | :D | 09:32 |
grantc | look at the java and C# ones | 09:32 |
Alex| | "There Is Only One Way to Do It." Poland becomes nervous. - hrhr | 09:33 |
grantc | that sounded more like RoR | 09:33 |
Alex| | Python :) | 09:33 |
Alex| | hrhr, yeah, java and c# are good :) | 09:34 |
grantc | sure but when i read that i thought more of RoR than python | 09:34 |
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